#it's coming...

[phantombre]

Uh, oh.

Uh, oh.

UH, OH-

It's him. It's the most him of all time.

So, I know about Jester Contra, and I do enjoy Jester Contra. But my Contrarian decided he wanted a different career path: a magician! To show off his one and only magic trick: how to make the pristine blade disappear.

Apart from Narrator, who is his natural prey, I think his favorite victims friends he likes to torture mess with are Cheated and Stubborn. He knows not to take it too far, though. Stubborn could probably kill him with one blow, and Cheated will plot out his slow, dreadful demise.

I kinda wish I did more regarding Contra's relationship with Hero (I have so many ideas for Contrarian in general). Yes, I know about the ContraHero ship, and while I don't really ship anyone, I do understand where they come from. Especially this one.

Ayo? Austin Powers reference spotted? I personally think it would be hilarious if Narrator didn't know what Dutch people are, but Contrarian DOES.

In fact, a funny head cannon of mine is that Contra is the only character capable of breaking the fourth wall. Not the Narrator, not the Long Quiet, not even the Shifting Mound can do this. Only Contra.

Oh, yeah, I've nicknamed him Joyboy. Partially after [ERR: DATA EXPUNGED] from One Piece (if you know, you know. If you don't...uhh... Look, One Piece is a fantastic story, but it's really hard to recommend it. If you guys want, I can further rant about why in a separate post.)

You know, looking back on it, he looks eerily similar to Willy Wonka. I promise you, that's accidental.

Some other guys:

Narrator

Hero

Cheated "Jack"

Hunted "Frisky"

Broken "Fred"

Smitten "Rome"

Stubborn "Buster"

[hobsyllwin]

fuck my baka life

[nativestarwrites]

[lunarcovehq]

There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, Oh lei, oh lai, oh, lord... Join us, this Friday, July 7th, for Lunar Cove's first Renaissance Faire! But, take heed, there is far more to this event than fun festivities and meade.

YE OLDE REN FAIRE - STARTS JULY 7TH

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[eruanna1875]

Slideshow of my OTGW picture file (not as big as on my phone, but it's got some good ones). It's probably going to be a slideshow of my Christmas picture file soon.

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[lucybellwood]

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[beggars-opera]

Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!

Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude

[winterstaryu]

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.